Friday, September 25, 2009

He Suddenly Put His Hands Down My Knickers . .

My Top Places to Do It.


  • The Zoo 
  • Behind a waterfall
  • Work Utility closet
  • Ladies Lounge At Radio City Music Hall
  • In the Woods
  • Police mobile unit
  • Kitchen (counter, floor, restaurant, against the refrigerator)
  • On your desk at work
  • Public transportation (bus, subway, taxi, water taxi, ferry, trolley)
  • On the floor
  • On a grand piano (a la Pretty Woman)
  • On a roof
  • Playground (note: not when kids are around, please!)
  • On a boat/dingy/catamaran 
  • Golf course at night
  • In a room with mirrors
  • Moon bounce (a la Revenge of the Nerds)
  • In a costume
  • In an airplane restroom
  • On the beach
  • On a bear skin rug (bonus: in front of a roaring fire)
  • In a tent
  • In your childhood bedroom
  • In a body of water (river, lake, creek, ocean, puddle)
  • On the hood of a car
  • In a department store dressing room
  • In an elevator
  • On a staircase
  • On top of the washing machine while it's running
  • Bar bathroom
  • In your parent's bed
  • In a field at sunset (bonus: a corn field or on a barrel of hay)
  • In the rain
  • In a railroad car/train
  • In a vineyard (bonus: during or after a night time wine tasting)
  • On the deck of a yacht during a full moon
  • In a tree house
  • In a library