Saturday, December 25, 2010

Coffee on Christmas

“Will you make me coffee on Christmas morning before anyone arrives?”

“Of course.”

“With eggnog?”

“I’ll make you coffee with everything.”

“What’s everything?”

“Love, sex, need, cream, cinnamon, presents, hope, want, the smell of pine trees in winter, flannel sheets, a fire place, honey, sugar, and a giant fucking bow made of oral sex and handjobs.”

“And fucking too?”

“Yes. I’ll include as much fucking in your coffee as humanly possible. And then a little more love to top it off.”

source: quickiesnewyork